Funny ADHD Candle Gift for Women Who Read Smut Humorous Jar Candle for Book Lovers with ADHD Gift for Readers with Sarcastic Humor

Meet your new favorite candle: a perfectly scented dose of chaos, honesty, and bookish humor. This funny ADHD candle is for the smut-loving queens who meant to fold laundry but ended up 3 chapters deep into spicy fanfic. It’s a cheeky gift for your book bestie or the ultimate treat-yourself jar for when adulting can wait. Ideal for readers with ADHD, women who live for a little sarcasm, and anyone who needs a laugh and a break.

Bullet Features:

Hand-poured soy wax in reusable glass jar

Hilarious label: “My ADHD ass forgot what I was doing and now I’m reading smut”

Long-lasting burn and clean scent (customizable scent options available)

8 oz candle fits perfectly on bookshelves, nightstands, or next to unfinished chores

Rustic yet playful style with a touch of sass

◄ Product Sizing ►
📏 8 oz jar | Approx. 3.5" H x 2.75" W

◄ Production and Shipping ►
✂️ Production Time: 3–5 business days
📦 Shipping Time: 3–7 business days (US only)

◄ How to Order ►

Choose quantity

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◄ Care Instructions ►
🧼 Trim wick to 1/4” before each use
🧼 Burn on heat-safe surface
🧼 Do not leave unattended while lit

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◄ FAQ ►
Q: What scent is the candle?
A: We offer a variety of scent options—select your favorite at checkout!

Q: Is the jar reusable?
A: Yes! Simply wash out any remaining wax and reuse as a cute storage jar.